NEW IDEAS FOR THE FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASSROOM by Dierk Andresen

 

No Joke

Students make mistakes. (And so do teachers.) Hundreds of collections of howlers produced by students must have been published world-wide.

Indeed such a collection can make funny reading. as this excerpt proves:

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

Students are often loath to proofread their own texts carefully. This exercise makes finding mistakes a joyful activity.

It can be used in various ways:

1) Students discuss the passage in groups and make any necessary corrections to turn it into a meaningful text.

2) Students try to translate the text as it is. This may go against the students' grain but it teaches them to focus very carefully on each word especially when they are told beforehand how many mistakes there are.

3) An even crazier way of using such a text would be to let students turn it into a PowerPoint presentation full of visuals that emphasize the errors.

 

 

WHY

Nonsense doesn't seem to have a place in regular language teaching. Here it comes into play and fills a gap.

WHAT YOU NEED

A coherent text full of howlers or a collection of individual howlers. The web will provide you with enough material.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?
Depending what you do with the text it can be a 10 minute interlude or a full lesson.
USEFUL TIPS

Do tell students beforehand what kind of text they are dealing with. It would be too embarassing for them to find out too late that the whole thing is a kind of hoax.

ON THE WEB
A longish Terrible World History full of howlers.